According to the weather, snow is on the way. Instead of paying the snow plow guys a bundle of money, here’s a way to get the snow out of your driveway that is easy and fun. Get yourself a WOVEL instead. This crazy combination of wheel and shovel is the best green machine for snow removal.
The Wovel was Time magazine’s best invention of 2006. This wacky snow removal device performs equal to or better than a snow blower, and doesn’t hurt your back at all. Woveling clears away snow much faster than shoveling but is no more stressful than walking. Unlike most things, it is manufactured in the USA. It gives your tricep muscles a nice workout and is easy enough for a child to operate.
Share your Wovel with your neighbors, so they don’t mess up the air and the planet with stinky, noisy snow blowers. One Wovel can go a long way to make our neighborhoods cleaner and greener.
There is one wovel for sale, fully assembled at the Chappaqua Paint and Hardware Store on South Greeley Avenue. If you’re smart, you’ll get down there and grab it before this weekend’s snow storm. Otherwise visit www.wovel.com for more information.